I am Couchman, hear me yawn!

Yes. That's right. Be afraid, be very afraid.
I am the almighty super villain, Couchman!!

Now, for those of you who are nay sayers, that don't believe in my awesome couch controlling powers.. I offer up an example.

A person once told me something rather 'offensive'... I warned her of her fate should she continue to sit on the couch, but would she listen? No. I proceeded to use my telepathy to communicate with the couch in question.
I chose not to act of its own accord, being a couch there are only so many things it can do to a person and therefore chose to use a slave. Her sister, who came running in and jumped on her stomach. Crushing her into submission.

I rest my case.
I am COUCHMAN!!

Hello...

...to my one dedicated reader. There might be others that read my blog but only one that I know about. Miss Ayisha!
It's been a hell of a long time since my last post but hey, I've been... not here!


So I know it's a little early to be thinking about things like this but I'm already excited about Christmas.
I'm finally gonna be visiting home again in December, I haven't been back to see family since March last year!!! Somehow I'm gonna have to try and get round aaaall the family members and as many friends as I possibly can during my short two week time slot.
Plus, on a huge and especially exciting note.. Ayisha is gonna be there too! I am (hopefully) finally gonna get to meet you and we can go eat that chocolate that we were talking about lol.

On a sad note, I need to pick my arse up in one of my classes.. I'm not doing as good as I should be or want to be. Only getting a B but I want an A damn it!