Yes. That's right. Be afraid, be very afraid.
I am the almighty super villain, Couchman!!
Now, for those of you who are nay sayers, that don't believe in my awesome couch controlling powers.. I offer up an example.
A person once told me something rather 'offensive'... I warned her of her fate should she continue to sit on the couch, but would she listen? No. I proceeded to use my telepathy to communicate with the couch in question.
I chose not to act of its own accord, being a couch there are only so many things it can do to a person and therefore chose to use a slave. Her sister, who came running in and jumped on her stomach. Crushing her into submission.
I rest my case.
I am COUCHMAN!!
2 comments:
lol that was quite entertainin for 2:35AM.... I learned my lesson..after that.
lol...funny...
good one couchman!
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